LINCTUS: THE BONKERS BREW

So you've stumbled upon a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your senses because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is sticky, like a potion brewed in outer space. It tastes like you swallowed a mouthful of dirt and smells worse. But hey, it might just cure your hiccups! Avoid eye contact with the bottle. This narrative about ec